When I first started swinging, I used to pat myself on the back for getting the nerve to venture out to a party or club. I always thought it took some real "chutzpah" to get out there and check out the scene. I have only attended events as a couple, with Rocco at my side. I could not imagine going as a single female -- and I've always had the utmost respect for a "Unicorn" who decides to attend a party by herself. At a party, you are lucky to see one or possibly two single females. One thing that I have never seen, or heard of, is having THIRTEEN single women attend a hardcore, on-premises swing party that also allowed SINGLE MEN. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the SoS event for St. Patty's Day made history!!!

To those brave, horny, beautiful girls (and yes, they were gorgeous) -- my hat's off to you! Not only were you all gorgeous... but you were some of the most intelligent women I have ever met! It was seriously like attending a Mensa meeting. As I spoke with the girls, I experienced such a rush. The rush was not only because of my physical attraction to the ladies but also because they stimulated my mind. These girls had wonderful stories to share, and we spoke about our fantasies and past experiences. Overwhelmingly, the girls were so happy to have a safe, accessible party available to them -- and it was my absolute pleasure to throw it! Many of the girls heard about this blog, and my parties, from my TimeOut New York feature. So now I am on a publicity mission -- it's time for ladies to find out that there are events held by real, horny women where they can meet like minded people and have mind blowing fun!! If you have any suggestions on how I should reach out, PLEASE email me!!!

We kicked off the party with Swing School. As a few of the couples started getting comfortable talking to me and Rocco, I saw four beautiful young women walking toward us. They seemed to be together. Rocco brought them over to a couch and assured me that they were here for OUR party! I shall call these four girls the Four Musketeers--four brave, young women in their mid-twenties embarking on one heck of an adventure together. As I spoke with them I wondered, where the hell do you find friends like this??? And if they weren't cool enough as it was, these Musketeers were so intelligent! The Four Musketeers told me that they were fans of this blog and wanted to meet me in person-but I am now fans of theirs! Cheers, ladies.

My new friend "Julie" came to the party by herself because she wanted to check out a party. We spoke on the phone before the party and had already talked a bit about what she might want -- and multiple men were on the menu. Boy, she had picked the right party to come to. Julie had beautiful, dark, long curly hair. Her eyes were filled with excitement and later, her pussy would also be filled. She was of Mediterranean decent. She had a gorgeous face, amazing body and the cutest dimples. As she walked through the door in her high heels, conversations turned silent and eyes turned to her. On any other night, there would have been no way in hell that such a hottie would attend a swing club -- but in for this particular parties, all the stereotypes of the attendees at the swing club were broken. I had so much fun talking to Julie. We talked for a long time and the more I talked to her, the more she turned me on. If I was a guy, she would have my dick at attention.

I also made some new friends with some fabulous couples. The first couple-I shall call them, "Joanna and Tim," were very excited about the St. Patty's party. I spoke to Joanna on the phone prior and instantly knew she was very special. She and Tim have been together for 10 years and have an amazing relationship. I could tell that Joanna was a naughty girl - just like me. Another couple I was excited to meet were "Gregory and Lynn." I suspected Greg was packing--but I had no idea he had a monster cock. A third couple-I'll call them "Larry and Sidney" were also really cute and playful. Sidney was a beautiful Asian girl... a bit shy at first, but boy did Sidney break out of her shell!

Of course there were many other couples in attendance-including a hilarious vacationer from Texas who was big pimping it with his wife and their girlfriend in NYC. They wanted to see how the city folk partied. My "Hero" also came--and later, she CAME. Jerry, Rocco's "twin dick" was in attendance but we didn't get to play because he was busy fucking other ladies. And, my boy-toy Nigel came again. I knew that he would have a great time because he is not only hot but a true gentleman. And, not to mention his big thick dick-any woman that saw it would not be able to resist. So, I told him that he could play around and have fun with all the other guests in attendance but he would have to give me the honor of the first fuck...and what a fuck it was.

As soon as I saw him, I got really turned on and my pussy started getting wet. He has that affect on women. I watched Hero (also known as Laney from the Halloween party) and her man kick the party off right. Her man, "Adam" has a magnetic personality and women can't help but be attracted to him. Adam was the first to hook up with one of the stars of the party -- a beautiful, petite Cuban woman with GIANT natural breasts! "Maya" had the type of body men (and women) dream about. When she arrived at the party, Rocco looked at me and said one word: "Wow!" Rocco loves busty women, and she was one of the hottest, most exotic women we could imagine. As Adam worked his magic, Rocco and I moved in. We walked over and played on the bed next to Adam and Maya. I took out Rocco's now fully hard cock and started sucking it. I played with Maya and she took Rocco's cock in her hand while getting fucked missionary style. She was a lady who knew what she wanted and went for it. I spotted Nigel and seductively gestured for him to come join us. He came right over and I grabbed his body. I felt him up a little but could not tease him too much because I wanted him so badly. I put my hands over the fly of his pants--yes, ladies, he was hard. Scientists need to extract Nigel's DNA and analyze it so they can create the perfect man for women to fuck. Needless to say, it didn't take me long to take his clothes off. Mine came off exactly a second later.

At this point, Adam and Maya had been fucking for a long time and Adam was making her scream. Not only was Maya ridiculously hot, but she had the kind of bedroom dialogue that make fantasies come true. Yes, she was a dirty talker!! Adam was about ready to cum and she instructed him, "I want you fuck me hard and cum right inside me!!" He followed those directions to the letter, and filled his condom with cum as he fucked the hell out of her. As they finished up Rocco, Nigel and I took over the bed. The second I took Nigel's dick in my mouth and Rocco's in my hand, we were surrounded by spectators. Due to the layout of the room, we got a little overwhelmed by the amount of people surrounding us. This sort of thing is common at a party, you have to find the optimal fuck spot. So, we decided to move the party to the couples only area so we could fuck in a more intimate place. I knew when I started fucking those two in a large, open area, things were going to get out of control. I wanted to be in control and I'm glad we picked the couples area.

The play area had sheer curtains, so everyone in the party could watch the action. Across from us in the play area sat Joanna and Tim. Joanna kind of hypnotized me as she was rubbing herself all over Tim. We saw the backside of her sexy black panties. I couldn't help myself-I went over and smacked her booty and grabbed her ass. It was so yummy. She then turned around and showed us her fantastic rack. Next to them sat Larry and Sidney-a bit timid at first, but excited nonetheless. Finally, floating around was Greg and Lynn. Greg was a seasoned swinger and a genius. He made an announcement and said "everyone in this area must take off their clothing in 5 seconds." He knew everyone wanted to start having fun but some needed to remove the rest of their clothing. We all got completed naked... my skirt, which was the last article of clothing I had on, came off and the festivities began.

At first, I got a little greedy and took both Nigel and Rocco's hard dicks in my hand. But, I couldn't forget about Julie. She had met Nigel, and I could tell they liked each other. So, I went over to Julie and told her that Nigel, Rocco and I wanted to have some fun with her. She told me, "I'm ready!" And boy, was she ready, willing and able.

Greg told her that he made the area a clothing-free zone and she gladly obliged to the rules. "Can I keep my shoes on?" Julie asked. "YES, YES" we all replied because sexy heels are the ONLY exception -- and boy were her heels sexy. She exposed her beautiful breasts and I went straight for them. I licked them softly at first as I wanted to respect her boundaries. However, I quickly learned that Julie was not a fluffy or uncertain girl-she was hardcore. She made out with me and she was very sensual. I slowly moved my hands near her pussy and felt her clit. As she got more and more excited, I inched my fingers up inside deeper. She took Rocco's cock in her mouth and started sucking him off. She was very tight but wet. Since Rocco and Nigel's cocks were thick, this was going to be very interesting. Rocco put on a condom and started fucking her from the back. Julie was so into it-she was vocal and you could see on her face that she was in ecstasy. She then took Nigel's cock in her mouth while Rocco fucked her. I held her hair back and watched her take the two dicks. I couldn't resist any longer so I joined in and helped her suck off Nigel's cock. It was hard, like steel. I told him I wanted to fuck his cock. I could barely contain myself. My heart was racing and I wanted to jump up and down and say PLEASE, PLEASE give me more! Nigel knew I wanted him. He put on a condom and took me next to Rocco and Julie. He put his dick inside me and held it there for about 10 seconds while my pussy adjusted to his large size. He then THRUSTED himself inside when he knew I was good and ready. How he knew that I was ready, I don't know... but Nigel is always VERY aware of what his lover is feeling. Of course, I had gotten really wet but that was not something he would necessarily have felt instantly through the condom. Call him a mind-reader-I don't know, but he knew. He then went at it and slammed my pussy so hard. As he took me from the back, he performed his signature move. He fucked me so hard that it did not take long at all for him to make me cum. He withdrew his cock after I came all over his thickness. Julie took his cock and started sucking him off. I grabbed Rocco and told him to fuck my pussy immediately after Nigel did. He took his dick and put it inside. I watched Julie give Nigel some amazing head. It was a sight to behold, she had a great technique and was very skilled at using both her hand and her mouth to give a top-quality blowjob.

To the opposite of us, the other couples were engaging in their own fun. As Rocco started fucking me, his favorite female peeked into the play area. It was Maya-the petite girl with the huge breasts. Rocco's eyes lit up. Rocco fucked me hard, and after a few minutes, it was time for a break! Rocco walked over to Maya. I'm not sure what he said to her, but whatever it was made her want to fuck him. They made their way into our little area, but there wasn't any room left, except for a corner of a futon. However, this was not a problem for Rocco. He told Maya that that they should simply go to the lounge area and fuck. Yeah, there was dozens of people there, but Rocco said the couch in the lounge would be much more comfortable than the corner of the futon. And who cares if everyone watched -- it's a sex club. He took little Miss Maya right out to the lounge area and fucked her right in the middle of everyone! He didn't have any performance anxiety and was on a testosterone high. I watched the two of them going at it...and it was HOT! He later told me that she was extremely tight and he could barely get his cock inside her. I heard the two of them moaning and watched from a distance as Larry and I decided to have some fun.

Larry had soft lips and was a very good kisser. He kissed my lips and then kissed my other lips. He really made me feel good. I had watched him from the corner of my eye fuck Sidney and I could tell he was good. I wanted him to fuck me and he slid his long cock inside me. As the two of us were fucking, I saw Rocco fuck Maya hard until he came. Apparently, Maya was making men cum left and right. One man came by looking at her. Maya told him to stroke his dick after Rocco had finished, and she asked the gentleman to show her how he could blow his load. It was his pleasure to stroke off to a girl who looked hotter than a porn star!

There was almost TOO MUCH crazy action going on at the party... One of the Four Musketeers had hooked up with a sexy, bombshell woman and her man. The other Musketeers had scattered around and found their own fun. There were people fucking in the shower area. I wish I had seen it all, but for that, I would need to clone myself...

The prize for the lady with the most beads went to Maya. She had earned them!

After taking a break and introducing ourselves to new guests, Rocco and I jumped back into the action. We went back and played with Greg and Lynn. Not to our surprise, Nigel and Julie were back at it. Nigel was eating her pussy out while Julie laid back and enjoyed. She had so much stamina that she actually wore Nigel out! I watched the two of them go at it from different angles and try all kinds of different positions. Nigel loved it when Julie sat on his face. He truly enjoys pleasuring women. I took Greg's cock. Lynn had fell asleep on the couch because when she cums, she CUMS. It takes her all when she cums and we all heard it. And by "we all," I mean the whole club! When Lynn finally woke up, the action was re-starting. Greg motioned for her to come keep Rocco occupied while he played with me. Greg was tall and muscular but he maneuvered his body to fit the area and ate me out so well. Even though I was a little worn out, he revived my pussy up and filled it with his cock. I watched Rocco and Lynn fuck right next to us. Greg's fucking speed slowly started increasing and he was getting more and more excited. He made me squeal more than a couple of times when his thick cock hit my g-spot. As he came, he moaned and grunted so loud-he would put Lexington Steele to shame. However, he wasn't the only one that came-to our right my friend Nigel was also cumming as Julie had his dick in her hand. There were moans all around, but not just the females! These guys were very vocal and it was really hot. Rocco was the last man standing and he enjoyed his time with Lynn. The two of them went at it until Rocco came. It was about 3:30AM and we were all exhausted. People had been fucking for HOURS! What an insanely hot night...

THE MISSES

Although this party was by far the hottest and most fun Rocco and I have ever had, it was not without some "misses." However, there were only two "misses," which wasn't bad considering we had dozens of guests to the party. First, I was approached by a single man I did not know who questioned how I could run the School of Sex. He said to me, "You're too young--you don't have life experience." I didn't even justify this idiot with a response. Some people love to make assumptions... no life experience? Hah. I guess I must NOT have any life experience-or any experience in swinging...it's not like a I write an entire blog dedicated to it.

Our second blooper was actually a douche-bag that almost won a spot on the Wall of Shame. I say almost because I had to walk away from him. He first informed me that he and his coworkers read my blog and he has a hard-on when reading it every-time. He then told me that he showed off to his coworkers telling them that he was going to meet me and they told him that he may land himself on the blog. Congrats! You did make it-but not for being a great fuck-just a fucking asshole. His pickup skills were non-existent. First, he questioned whether I really fucked Lexington Steele. Great way to start a conversation. He was really testing my nerves. Some of these guys have no fucking manners. Even if a guy passes a questionnaire, or is subject to the screening process -- he may still be an ass. What can you do? And the ban list grows longer...

Douche looked at Rocco and says to him, "YOU must write the blog-I know it has to be a man." Yes, Rocco writes about how good *MY* pussy feels when being filled up by a big, thick dick that reaches my g-spot and the ends of my pussy. It must be him! This is obviously written by a man, right? Ridiculous. He then mentioned he had a big dick--and whenever a man tells me that, I know that his dick is actually very small or thin. And what do these guys really think? They tell me they read my blog, they have a big dick and I'm going to automatically fuck them? Not happening...

I should have walked away at that point, but I was engaging in a great conversation with one of the Four Musketeers, who was right next to him. The final straw was when the prick whispered in my ear, "So, if I'm with you, Rocco's gotta be there right?" If you're with me?? Was this guy dreaming?? Acting like an ass is not the way into my pants...or the next party. I tried in my most cordial manner to say to him, "What kind of stupid question is that?" and walked away. What I really wanted to say was a lot more graphic than that, but I held my tongue. He was obviously single because what kind of woman would put up with this shit? I wanted to slap him across the face after meeting him for five minutes...